Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Diabetes here I come!
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
head was not in the game
Hey you can’t blame him for trying to bop bop bop to the top
Whenever possible, cosplay with a friend.
ac what the fuck