Diabetes here I come!
What the
god damn it
why must we play god
That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
head was not in the game
Hey you can’t blame him for trying to bop bop bop to the top
